Tropical Transcendence: The 7th's Up

image description

El Tropicano Batuganensis

There are only 4 things you need to know about this guy (actually there's really a lot more, it's just too much of a bother to type 'em all):

1. Nobody calls him by his first name, so don't. Don't ask why. He doesn't know either.
2. Like any other arrogant person, he hates all other arrogant people.
3. It is very easy to get on his good side - just be decent, mature, and a little quirky. If that's too hard, give him money or feed his ego.
4. His interests may include some or all of the following, depending on the size of GMA's mole, or the current song playing on his iPod: Crissy, swords, MMORPGS, cars, House Music, writing, pets, comedy, philippine politics, blog readers who comment frequently, Bob Ong, hiphop, the wheel of time, drinking, nightlife, money, fantasy & mysticism, the internet, computers, guns, smoking, late night blogging, and other stuff he can't think of at the moment.